The ongoing rock music affirmative action of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival is one of the most heartwarmingly dorky things about the festival season benchmark. Sure, it leads to a tidal wave of Twitter jokes whenever a lineup is released, but it also keeps the crowd as diverse as a wildly overpriced celebrity-magnet destination festival can be. Rock and roll is a part of the festival's heritage, and it's clear at this point that there are a certain number of slots set aside for bands with guitars and drum kits, including many of the biggest mainstage acts. It also means that, on the poster at least, Belle and Sebastian and David Guetta have the same cultural footprint.

Here are the very well-researched and thoroughly vetted top 10 font size shockers from this year's Coachella lineup.

10. Tame Impala (Night 1): SHOCKINGLY BIG

I like music a lot, but I still mostly know Tame Impala from the song they play during the cooldown in workout classes for Silver Lake moms.

9. Ryn Weaver (Night 2): BACKLASHINGLY SMALL

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8. Belle and Sebastian (Night 2): HILARIOUSLY BIG

The good news is, I am one of maybe three Coachella attendees who's going to see the inevitable B&S/Axwell^Ingrosso scheduling conflict as a genuine Sophie's Choice.

7. FKA Twigs (Night 1): SHOULD BE BIGGER, BUT IN GOOD COMPANY

Between Twigs, Flying Lotus, Caribou, and Gesaffelstein, third-tier font size might secretly be the biggest font size.

6. Built To Spill (Night 3): CUE-SAD-ANGULAR-GUITAR-RIFF SMALL

I predict Built To Spill gets the midnight Gobi tent set, aka the one The Dismemberment Plan played last year for 10 drunk people and 289 crumpled beer cups.

5. Panda Bear (Night 3): UNEXPLAINABLY SMALL

YOU'D THINK A 9.4 ON PITCHFORK IN 2007 WOULD MEAN SOMETHING IN THIS CRAZY WORLD.

4. Clean Bandit: EXPLAINABLY SMALL

Clean Bandit and Hozier are both classic examples of the one-hit Coachella artist. They've got a high profile because their song is on the radio, but 90% of the crowd will peace out after they finally shut up and play the hit. Hozier's got a guitar, though, so for one night, he's bigger than Raekwon and Ghostface.

3. Lil B (Night 3): UNBASEDLY SMALL

You wanna talk about earning the zeitgest, Interpol? Please get back to us when you follow 1.3 million people on Twitter.

2. Migos (N/A): UNACCEPTABLY ABSENT

The premiere of season nineteen of The Bachelor is happening TONIGHT (January 5) on ABC and we’re going to take a look back at all the couples from the show that are still together as of today!

Chris Soules, the farmer who was dumped by Andi Dorfman on last year’s season of The Bachelorette, will be getting his chance at love this year on the hit reality show.

Overall from both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, there are six couples that are still together out of the 28 seasons of the two series.

Giudice was supposed to appear at the prison by 10 a.m. on Monday. But, says Leonard, on New Year’s Eve, Giudice asked him if she could turn herself in before that. Officials agreed to let her surrender at 3 a.m. and let her use an alternate route in order to avoid the likely media attention outside the prison main

entrance, he says.

“The reason she wanted to go early was because she didn’t want to have her children wake up on Monday morning and see a big [media] circus outside of the house,” he says.

Because they had time to spare before her arrival, she stopped off at a local diner just before 2 a.m. “She had a breakfast sandwich and some coffee,” Leonard says. “She was joking that she shouldn’t be eating at this hour. I said, ‘You could make an exception.’ So she ate.”

When she arrived at the facility, Giudice spent between 10 and 15 minutes in the pre-processing area, where officials introduced themselves to her.

“They talked about starting her commissary account. They told her she would be able to make her first phone call within 24 hours once they had her account set up. They said they were going to make it possible for her to meet with her immediate family this weekend. So she was very happy with that. There weren’t going to be any delays with that stuff,” says Leonard.Everybody was extremely respectful and courteous. It was very easy to ease her way into this because everything was positive. There was a lot of positive energy there.” Leonard presented her with a set of rosary beads and a necklace with two medals – one for St. Christopher and one for St. Teresa.

“They let her keep all of that,” he says. “She was very happy with that, and she told me she would keep them with her all the time.”Stoic and Strong’

When it was time to say goodbye, he says he hugged her and told her, “You’re going to be fine.”

“She said, ‘Yeah. I’ll be fine,’ ” he says. “She was very stoic and very strong. I left them there. They didn’t handcuff her. She was just standing there.”

Leonard had no sooner left the building when he returned to use the restroom.

“As I was walking back, they were walking her out of the first building to another building,” he says. “She saw me and said, ‘What are you doing?’ I said, ‘I’m breaking you out of here.’ She laughed and said, ‘I wish.’ “

He continued: “The last thing she said to me was, ‘I’ll be fine. Tell Joe and the girls I’m good.’ “

He isn’t sure if the children will come visit her this weekend. “But they will 100 percent come see her,” he says. “I think she wants to see them whenever she can.

“Her kids aren’t just the No. 1 [priority] in her life. They are the only one,” he says. “The entire time I have been involved with her, the only thing she has talked about in connection with this prison sentence is how it is going to affect them – not her.”

Giudice reportedly spent her final day of freedom attending Mass at a New Jersey church with her husband and four daughters. Her husband drove the girls to school early Monday morning.

He also pleaded guilty last year to multiple counts of bankruptcy fraud and conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud. When his wife is finished serving her sentence, he will serve 41 months in prison. He also may face deportation after his release because he is not a U.S. citizen.